“If there is anyone in the village who can understand why the new chief made the mistake of planting coconuts near the volcano, it’s the old chief.” 
 (at The Southwind Condominium)

“If there is anyone in the village who can understand why the new chief made the mistake of planting coconuts near the volcano, it’s the old chief.”
(at The Southwind Condominium)


hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.


jaimesvoice:

brothers.



i want someone to go down to the beach with me bc its one of the last days of my vacation before i have to go back to my same work school pos life and all i want o do is enjoy it with my best friend but ones sick and the other one cant be here :((((


sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.






Piper Chapman + names



gangbanggirlfriend:

when ur crush likes someone else but u still wanna be cool and happy for themimage


scienceslut:

I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.

Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.